How to Bury a Saint


Friday, June 10, 2016
8:00 pm - 10:00 pm


A new play by Janice Maffei

Directed by Bram Lewis

Performances June 2 – June 17, 2016. Thursdays – Saturdays at 8pm and Sundays at 3pm

Patsy wants in at the bocci club, but it’s men only.  Louis wants out of the funeral business, but that would mean growing up. Lucy wants her mother’s meatball recipe-and some respect…

This inter-generational comedy explores the gravity of family traditions and how finding your way home takes more than a map: You may need sharp objects and a shot of Anisette.

Senior, student and group rates available.


The Schoolhouse Theater is a professional Equity theater located in Croton Falls, NY. For a full list of upcoming events, please visit

Event Location and Ticket Information

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The Schoolhouse Theater & Galleries
3 Owens Road
Croton Falls, New York/Westchester 10519
Handicap Accessible? Yes

Date: Friday, June 10, 2016
Times: 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm

Ticket pricing:

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38.00 - Adult - General Admission
35.00 - Senior - General Admission
15.00 - Student - General Admission
Available Upon Request - Group Rates

Presenter: The Schoolhouse Theater
Presenter Phone: 914-277-8477
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